Not at all likely
I received this piece of dystopian literature in my inbox today from a company that manages some of our toll roads here in Australia:
Our records indicate you have recently travelled through the Burnley Tunnel. If you have time, we’d really appreciate your feedback on the on-road experience of this trip.
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Based on your recent trip, how likely are you to recommend travelling on the Burnley Tunnel to friends and family?
How likely am I to recommend a highway? That goes through a tunnel? To my friends and family?
Not very fucking likely, strangely enough. Jesus.