zerosleeps

Since 2010

Kevin

Sunday 8 September 2013

Bill Bailey via Twitter:

Oz, have you elected a climate-change denying halfwit, cos I said you can’t have a world leader called Kevin? I am truly sorry.

Double-width stroller

Sunday 1 September 2013

When I come to power, anyone found using a double-width stroller in public will be forced to watch reruns of Midsomer Murders for the rest of time.

Q1

Friday 30 August 2013

I hate people that do the “ooh look at how much fun I’m having” thing but… I’m currently sipping orange juice at the top of the tallest building in the Southern Hemisphere. Look how much fun I’m having!

Sunset

Sunday 11 August 2013

My brother has just booked his flights to come out and visit me later on in the year, and I sent him this photo in a joking “the upcoming view from your bedroom” sort of way. Truth is though, this is the view looking West from our apartment almost every single night. And this is winter.