zerosleeps

The current state of the default Ubuntu server shell:

Welcome to Ubuntu 22.04.2 LTS (GNU/Linux 5.15.0-69-generic x86_64)

 * Documentation:  https://help.ubuntu.com
 * Management:     https://landscape.canonical.com
 * Support:        https://ubuntu.com/advantage

  System information as of Sun Apr  9 07:03:41 UTC 2023

  System load:  0.0                Processes:             129
  Usage of /:   69.4% of 24.05GB   Users logged in:       0
  Memory usage: 44%                IPv4 address for eth0: [redacted]
  Swap usage:   81%                IPv4 address for eth0: [redacted]

  Get cloud support with Ubuntu Advantage Cloud Guest:
    http://www.ubuntu.com/business/services/cloud

 * Introducing Expanded Security Maintenance for Applications.
   Receive updates to over 25,000 software packages with your
   Ubuntu Pro subscription. Free for personal use.

     https://ubuntu.com/pro

Expanded Security Maintenance for Applications is not enabled.

0 updates can be applied immediately.

Enable ESM Apps to receive additional future security updates.
See https://ubuntu.com/esm or run: sudo pro status


You have no mail.
Last login: Sun Apr  9 01:00:19 2023 from [redacted]
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That’s about 11 lines of advertisement, which is exactly 50% of the non-blank lines. Gross. Canonical’s gotta make their money somehow and I certainly don’t give them any, but this is the last server I have that’s running Ubuntu and I plan on moving it to Debian when version 12 is released.