zerosleeps

I made sure I moved my ute somewhere safe. I’ve got no job without my ute.

You just don’t read things like this in Scotland.

The sign says it’s a university now. They couldn’t have done it without me…

The inside of the south-east pylon of the Sydney Harbour Bridge contains a museum and public access to the roof, so that’s where I headed today after breakfast.

It was surprisingly spacious inside the pylon, but then they were added simply to give the bridge an extra-strong appearance: they don’t actually contribute to structural integrity whatsoever.

This is a duck. And it’s in Cockle Bay as I type. And to get there, they had to bring Darling Harbour to a standstill. I just can’t write in words how amazing it is to see something so expensive, utterly pointless, and frickin’ fun all at the same time. The world needs more giant rubber ducks if for no other reason that it makes people smile.

Your turn, rest of the world.